I guess one thing you can say in response to criticisms of Giuliani’s naïve, ignorant and crazy (and ghostwritten) ideas about foreign policy is at least he’s not Mike Huckabee. In response to the Bhutto assassination, Huckabee counsels:
"We ought to have an immediate, very clear monitoring of our borders and particularly to make sure if there's any unusal activity of Pakistanis coming into the country. We just need to be very, very thorough in looking at every aspect of our own security internally because, again, we live in a very, very dangerous time."
I'm going to delegate this one to Todd Hockney: "Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?"